Hey everyone, I’m sure you are just about to sit down and enjoy the Golden Globes (probably not – I know they are not as enjoyable as the Oscars), so I thought I would provide you with what I think will take home gold tonight. I’ve also included some dark horses because, well, the Globes can be a little crazy. Check them out below, pass them off as your own at your Golden Globes party and reap the benefits.

Do people even have Golden Globes parties? Who cares. Check out my predictions below.

Best Motion Picture, Drama



The Imitation Game


The Theory of Everything

WINNER: Boyhood


Best Motion Picture, Comedy/Musical


The Grand Budapest Hotel

Into The Woods


St. Vincent

WINNER: Birdman

DARK HORSE: Into The Woods

Best Director

Wes Anderson, The Grand Budapest Hotel

Ava Duvernay, Selma

David Fincher, Gone Girl

Alejandro González Iñárritu, Birdman

Richard Linklater, Boyhood

WINNER: Richard Linklater, Boyhood

DARK HORSE: Ava Duvernay, Selma

Best Actor, Drama

Steve Carell, Foxcatcher

Benedict Cumberbatch, The Imitation Game

Jake Gyllenhaal, Nightcrawler

David Oyelowo, Selma

Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything

WINNER: Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything

DARK HORSE: David Oyelowo, Selma

Best Actor, Comedy/Musical

Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel

Michael Keaton, Birdman

Bill Murray, St. Vincent

Joaquin Phoenix, Inherent Vice

Christoph Waltz, Big Eyes

WINNER: Michael Keaton, Birdman

DARK HORSE: Ralph Fiennes, The Grand Budapest Hotel

Best Actress, Drama

Jennifer Aniston, Cake

Felicity Jones, The Theory of Everything

Julianne Moore, Still Alice

Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl

Reese Witherspoon, Wild

WINNER: Julianne Moore, Still Alice

DARK HORSE: Rosamund Pike, Gone Girl

Best Actress, Comedy/Musical

Amy Adams, Big Eyes

Emily Blunt, Into the Woods

Helen Mirren, The Hundred-Foot Journey

Julianne Moore, Map to the Stars

Quvenzhané Wallis, Annie

WINNER: Amy Adams, Big Eyes

DARK HORSE: Emily Blunt, Into the Woods

Best Supporting Actor

Robert Duvall, The Judge

Ethan Hawke, Boyhood

Edward Norton, Birdman

Mark Ruffalo, Foxcatcher

J.K. Simmons, Whiplash

WINNER: J.K. Simmons, Whiplash

DARK HORSE: Edward Norton, Birdman

Best Supporting Actress

Patricia Arquette, Boyhood

Jessica Chastain, A Most Violent Year

Keira Knightley, The Imitation Game

Emma Stone, Birdman

Meryl Streep, Into the Woods

WINNER: Patricia Arquette, Boyhood

DARK HORSE: Jessica Chastain, A Most Violent Year